I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
