I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
