You work out of a Hotel?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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