I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We have so much sex to catch up on
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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