if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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