No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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