last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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