we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
ok first of all what the fuck
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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