I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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