Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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