Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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