I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I would ride that face into the sunset
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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