Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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