Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
