im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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