There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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