biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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