Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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