He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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