I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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