This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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