Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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