Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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