he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I will be naked everywhere
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
