I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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