I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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