I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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