My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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