Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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