they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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