maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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