He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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