it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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