i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
from now on my penis is your penis
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize