is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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