So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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