i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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