I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
