I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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