New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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