So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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