I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Randomize
