In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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