Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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