i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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