This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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