even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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