Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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