I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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