Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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