TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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