Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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