plz talk dirty to me
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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