they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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