some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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