Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Let's paint friendship bongs
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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