the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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