Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
