So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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